You know that bare concrete bit in soul-less shopping centres where one usually finds the loo and other such unglamourous things? Well, this mall I was in today decided to do away with that and instead, place the facilities right in the heart of little China/ Morocco/ Italy.
I have no idea which precise country they were trying to victimise in this space but I came away inspired to have Chinese food for dinner. Take-aways are bad for post-Christmas resolutions, so…
[Cue: Slide 2.]
How little I know of thee. [Warning: Ode in progress.]
You beguile me,
Skin so fair, meat hiding beneath thee
Soy sauce or Chinese ancestry
Came to me
So I went
To Morocco and Italy
And came up
With something like a pasty.